Last night's episode was quite the roller coaster. Our bad girls tear up an all-male strip club, Flo finds a slice of bi-heaven, and Natalie tries to break Annie but ends up breaking down -- oh, and punching Kendra in the face for reasons that remain unclear. That ambiguous limo scene elicited a big "Woah, that escalated quickly," from my wine-stained lips. (“Hey, did I mention I run LA?”) The episode ends in limbo as Natalie leaves the house, but only for the night. Will the house take her back?

Now for my personal highlights: Flo's "fudge check," which seems more fitting for a Bad Boys Club but, hey, it's still inappropriate and thoroughly entertaining. When Kendra was having sex withdrawals and proclaimed herself the horniest girl in the house, I realized she’s growing on me; I like her more and more. And, yes, Annie is neurotic and should most likely be seeing a therapist on a daily basis, but at least she's up front about her compulsions, which is more than I can say about some of the girls.

Then there’s Kate -- what is Kate's deal? I don't believe for a second that she's this small-town goody-goody who can't hang with the big girls. Where’s she from, you ask? Oh, she wandered in from this lil' po-dunk town called Boston, Massachussetts. I Googled it, and I guess they have a few no-name colleges and professional sports teams, and there was some big deal over tea and British rule back in the olden days, but that’s about it for Boston. Boston is really just Wal-Marts and Taco Bells as far as the eye can see. She wouldn’t have had any exposure to big-city culture there. Sheesh. I'm just counting the seconds till she cheats on her boyfriend or gets her eyes scratched out by Natalie. I can't wait. I hope when Natalie does scratch her eyes out, she’s screaming “DID I MENTION THAT I ALSO RUN HARVARD YARD, bitch?”